There are many things The Board cannot do. Pay his car tax on time, for example. And function adequately in civil society.
However, he was quite pleased with his most recent foray into the smouldering cess pool of music journalism through his review of Mos Def's very fulfilling new album 'The Ecstatic', featured in this week's Limerick Chronicle.
On The Beat, so often maligned on these pages as a pariah of the worst kind, was good enough to put said review up on his own blog here.
Bless his cold black heart.