No, seriously, think about it.
Ten to twelve seconds of bright light and warm fingers would be a far more productive use of my legal tender than backing these Godforsaken horses.
A good tip Gavin, really? Casey Jones in the 2.40, huh? 12/1 is a good price is it? Worth a fiver each way, is he?
Tearing off my own face with cheese wire would make more sense.
If Alexander Severus doesn't win in the 4.40 The Board will place a bomb in his shoe and kick John McCirick in the rump.